no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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