if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I wish there were birth control emojis
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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