You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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