Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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