God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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