Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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