what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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