just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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