You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
sex in a hospital.. check
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
