Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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