Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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