Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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