69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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