hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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