I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I will be naked everywhere
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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