Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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