her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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