he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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