I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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