summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
