He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I think people are normalizing furries
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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