ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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