I just saw a hot homeless man
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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