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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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