I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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