so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
