I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I need help removing her.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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