You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize