Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
