If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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