some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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