I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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