Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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