before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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