We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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