i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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