im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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