Well douche your snatch and let's go!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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