They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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