mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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