I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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