She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize