We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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