So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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