She's JV to your varsity
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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