Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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