No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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