So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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