Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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