her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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