Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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