Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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