ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
