BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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