You surviving the open bar?
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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